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The 7 Most Romantic Places on Earth

With Valentine's Day just around the corner we bring a guide to the most heart meltingly romantic places on Earth. Guaranteed to provide the setting for the perfect evening, or at least score you some...

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The 7 Most Luxurious Honeymoon Destinations

One for all you Valentines out there - a guide to the world's most romantic destinations. Go on, ask her...The post The 7 Most Luxurious Honeymoon Destinations appeared first on Sabotage Times.

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‘Chalex’ And The Rise Of The Flea List Celebrity

With ‘hackgate’ seriously denting the media’s access to the A-listers, will the press-hungry z-list now prevail?The post ‘Chalex’ And The Rise Of The Flea List Celebrity appeared first on Sabotage Times.

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What Men Think Women Want (And Why We Really Don’t Want It)

So, you think you know what women like? You're wrong, you idiot...The post What Men Think Women Want (And Why We Really Don’t Want It) appeared first on Sabotage Times.

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9 Romantic Movie Moments That Would Be Shite In Real Life

Men have it tough: you've been sold a romantic ideal by Hollywood that no woman actually wants. In fact, most of these romantic moments would see you kicked in the knackers or outed as a freak... The...

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How Not To Pull At A Music Festival

I went to Wilderness festival for a weekend of music, mash-up and copping off with the object of my affections. I managed the first two, but the third proved a lot more tricky....The post How Not To...

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First Date Hell: I Spat Phlegm All Over His Shirt

The booze was flowing, my jokes were getting funnier and everything was going swimmingly. Then it happened...The post First Date Hell: I Spat Phlegm All Over His Shirt appeared first on Sabotage Times.

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Why You Should Never Date A Woman With A Dog

This is the one rule by which I live my life. No matter how old or desperate I get, the pitfalls of dating a woman with a canine companion are too numerous to mention....The post Why You Should Never...

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Confessions Of A Shallow Man #1: Slipped Discs And Accidental Sodomy

The world is full of drunk strangers having sex with each other. Some of us are just trying a bit harder at it than others...The post Confessions Of A Shallow Man #1: Slipped Discs And Accidental...

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Confessions Of A Shallow Man #2: Giving My Flaccid General A Slap Round The...

I've been on-off dating the lovely Caroline for a few months now, unsure as to whether or not to commit. Unfortunately, last night, my lil' General decided for me....The post Confessions Of A Shallow...

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Take Me Out: The Saviour of TV Dating Shows

Forsyth. Edmonds. Black. Three names synonymous with Saturday nights, leaving a legacy that others have, so far, failed to rival. That is until Paddy McGuinness leapt onto our screens...The post Take...

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My 4 Beautiful Future Brides

Because who says girls are the only ones who are allowed to have it all planned out?The post My 4 Beautiful Future Brides appeared first on Sabotage Times.

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The 7 Most Romantic Places on Earth

Looking to impress your other half? Here's a guide to the most heart meltingly romantic places on Earth. The post The 7 Most Romantic Places on Earth appeared first on Sabotage Times.

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My First TV Crush: The Floppy-Haired Fame Lion, Carlo Imperato

Our first crush is always a cherished thing: something to hold in our hearts forever. And who better than the honey-voiced Carlo Imperato aka Fame's Danny Amatullo? He could sing, dance and had...

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My First TV Crush: Deceived By Daisy Duke

When I was eight years old my father caught me midway through my first sexual experience.The post My First TV Crush: Deceived By Daisy Duke appeared first on Sabotage Times.

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Romantic Misadventure: Tiny Little Love Stories, by Joel Golby

Three really short love stories (sort of) about wanking, sex with robots and asteroids - because obviously... The post Romantic Misadventure: Tiny Little Love Stories, by Joel Golby appeared first on...

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The Five Ultimate Boy To (Almost) Man Moments

Remember the first time you called a girl at home or fumbled a condom into your wallet? Me too... The post The Five Ultimate Boy To (Almost) Man Moments appeared first on Sabotage Times.

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8 Brilliant Films About Terrible Relationships

Turns out love can be fucking awful - who knew? The post 8 Brilliant Films About Terrible Relationships appeared first on Sabotage Times.

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